The Sanctity of Marriage: I'm not sure where to even start with this one, but here goes. The following all comes courtesy of Marple Newtown Patch:
Damon Feldman is a Broomall resident and the founder of a TV show called Celebrity Boxing, which is exactly what it sounds like. Feldman told police that earlier in the year, he had set up an event that included an appearance by Nadya Suleman, better known as " the Octomom."
According to Feldman, part of the event included a fake wedding proposal between himself and Suleman, in which he gave her at $7,500 diamond engagement ring. The event was in February and, according to Feldman, Suleman has yet to return the ring.
and it might shed a little more light on this extra-unusual OMG PD item.
Texting while Peeing: According to a report from Bryn Mawr Patch, police observed a man peeing in Bryn Mawr. When approached, the man alleged to be urinating denied that he had been relieving himself, claiming that he had only been texting. Police observed, however, that he was standing next to a large puddle on the ground. Check the full story here.
It Must Have Been Very Warm, at Least: According to a report from Bala Cynwyd Patch, police responded to a report from Lord and Taylor that a man had stolen three pairs of boxer shorts. Police apprehended the alleged thief about a quarter-mile from the store, and found that he was wearing all three pairs of stolen undies. Read the full story here.